SENT BY: HR DEPARTMENT
DATE SENT: 20/01/2019
DATE LOGGED: 21/09/2025
LOGGED BY: L. ROSHBY
Effective immediately, any incident involving glitter, sequins, buttons, streamers, or other non-biodegradable craft material is to be treated as a Level 2 HazMat event.
All field agents involved in such incidents must report to Logistics within 12 hours for decontamination and material logging.
We are still receiving sequin-related complaints from agents. Please forward any issues to Ally on Level 5.
Additionally, at least five civilians have reported finding rhinestones from the Bedazzling Disaster, three of which had them embedded in their skin.
We would like to avoid another glue gun situation.
Noho ora mai.
END MEMO.
United Registry for the Bureau of Unnatural New Zealand 
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